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Kaw Kaw The Grey

Posted in Crow Shit Chronicles, Humor, Writing by yossarian on 13 June, 2006

The readers are reminded that the happenings of this story are set in 100 N.E ( 2106 in the old reckoning ).

You can catch up with the previous installment of this story here.

Meanwhile, not so far away from the cafeteria of the National University, on a tree not so tall, were sitting three crows. Among them was a crow, deep grey in colour. “Kraw krow kraaw kroow”. This wasn’t the sound of one of those silencer less scooters, running on oil. Yes, oil, vehicles running on oil were still in vogue in the campus of the National University. This was the sound of the inspired words of wisdom flowing from the grey crow, Kaw Kaw The Grey. Considering the audience of this text, the author has taken great pains to translate these words spoken in crow language into human language in the best possible way.

“It is all in the mind.”, said Kaw Kaw The Grey. The disciple crows had seen KKTG shit on a human the previous day. They were simply baffled by what they had seen. All their lives, they had always shit at a shittery. All their lives they had never seen a crow shit at any place other than at a shittery. Some of their kin had called KKTG’s indulgence an act of sacrilege. But they knew better. They viewed it as the ultimate act of free will. It could even provide a meaning, an aim to their directionless lives.

KKTG was now saying, “We shall start with the mediation classes tommorrow. Remember, this is THE PATH, the only path, to all the answers to all the questions, to spiritual enlightenment, to freedom.”

The news of the sacrilege spread like wild fire. The next day, there were 3 more disciple crows. The next day 5 more, the next day 8 more, the next day 13 more and so on. Among these disciples, 13 were very dear to KKTG. They alongwith KKTG himself, came to be known as The Fellowship.


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  1. Ser Feenix said, on 13 June, 2006 at 14:52

    LIke monsieur Langdon I am a bit a mathematically challeneged. What kind of an od sequence is 3,5,13 ???
    Were there 13 disciples or 13 including the Greay Messiah. That could make inspire Last Supper all over again.

  2. yossarian said, on 13 June, 2006 at 23:51

    i think you have missed out the 8 Surf eee. 1,2,3,5,8,13,…. get it.
    This is not a work of fiction as monsieur Brown’s is. Any resemblance of the characters in this story with any person or persons, historical or fictional, is not a coincidence, but a mere distortion of the truth that is being revealed in this blog – The chosen blog.

  3. Ser Feenix said, on 15 June, 2006 at 18:21

    Dear Washington Irving,
    I never hinted at the missing 8 or the fibbonacci series. fibbonacci is small fry. I was thinking 3,5,13 could be the holy grail of all sequences whose meaning is revealed only in this chosen blog.

  4. yossarian said, on 15 June, 2006 at 21:59

    no idea what you are talking about. can you please enlighten me?

    and why no posts these days, serf eee?

  5. mental baba said, on 19 June, 2006 at 8:49

    Dude, this is really hilarious. The Crow Shit Chronicles? LMAO!!!

    The Grey Flyer was offered two pills
    Which were left out on window sills.
    The Blue Pill lead to the shittery
    While the Red Pill lead to the tree.
    Kaw Kaw the Inconstipated got it right
    So the shirts will be a shitty sight!

  6. yossarian said, on 20 June, 2006 at 0:35

    Nice poem. Thank You for the appreciation.
    The second line could have been better, but i guess poets are allowed the creative freedom to even change the spellings for the sake of rhyming, so why not a line that doesn’t fit in very well.

    Nice Poem.

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